retweet if you sleeping rn

4:20 on 4/20 LETS GOO

I just slept thru all of 4/20 because i sat for an exam in the morning while sleep deprived; so i hereby commence 4/21 to be a replacement 4/20

Day 86834608 of quarantine

Me, convincing myself that I’ll fix my sleep schedule one day

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

I had a dream that i went to the gym during COVID-19. That's the most active thing that i've done for the past 2 months honestly

I had a dream about buying small cloth pouches and i got very excited in that dream. I was thinking of ways to organise my mechanical keyboard accessories and i'm not sure what to feel about that now that i've woken up

boiz and girls, do we unban him LMAO

My friends:

Completely forgot about the Olympic Games in Japan this year. What is even 2020 lmao

I didn't go to work because a cat fell on my head and then a dog with shoes tried to do me justice.

how is it mid october already what the fuck happened to june

I washed by body with some refreshing body wash with some mint essence in it and now my whole body feels super cool except my balls because they feel like they're on fire it's weird

my housing area has a water shortage and i haven't showered since last year

If you’re single on Valentine’s Day, it’s because you’re ugIy.

Remember when thigh gaps were a thing

1/ On January 23rd, 2021, I drove my husband, Rich, to a hospital in Santa Monica. He had been suffering from COVID for almost a week and no matter how hard I tried, I couldn’t keep his temperature below 106 for more than 2-3 hrs...

I buy mint flavoured cartridges to vape in the morning so i don't have to brush my teeth

Elon Musk spent 1% of his net worth to buy 9% of Twitter I spent 1% of my net worth on a Taco Bell value meal