the Suez Canal today

me verifying on imdb that an actor with one line in a 'king of queens' episode from 2002 was the same actor who said one word in a 'seinfeld' episode from 1994 and that i was of course correct and how there is no transference of this skill in any financially viable way

I’ve watched this 87 times in a row

Even if you’re fully vaccinated the CDC recommends finishing some of the books on your shelf before buying new ones

A dog named “Filibuster” but you just call them “Buster”

Name a better closing song than “Kiss from a Rose” by Seal — and don’t you dare say “Closing Time”

If you don’t know this song, we can’t be friends. They had NO reason for going this hard for the movie “Holes”

today i am thinking about the time my mother patiently listened to me and a friend talk at her about power or gender or something and then completely deadpan asked us, “you know you aren’t the first generation to Think, right?”

What’s the etiquette for sneezing on Zoom??? Mute AND camera off??? Mute only? Discuss.

TIL that Chaka Khan sang the Reading Rainbow theme song???

Imagine if the response to Osaka had been, “We’re sorry that you’re struggling, of course you can skip the post-match press. We can have counsellors made available also. Perhaps there is a more suitable way for you to communicate with press. Let’s discuss it when you’re ready.”

Good morning, Usnavi!!!!! 😌 👊/||\_ _/¯ ¯\_ Pan caliente, café con leche 👋 \ 😙 || \_ _/¯ ¯\_

some personal news: a short story i wrote received an honorable mention for the 2021 wallace prize, yale’s most prestigious writing award for undergraduates :) you can read it here: yaledailynews.com/blog/2021/06/1… (brooding nyc author photo courtesy of my mom)

Parody skit and/or party idea: it’s Cinderella except changed to Citronella where everyone except Citronella is just a mosquito

i keep trying to look up alternative treatments for adhd but then I learn about the history of Mesopotamia instead

I want to go to auctioneer school so bad

here is the thing about the quiet car on a train: I will be sitting in it

it seems one must first warren buffett before one can jimmy buffett

Just saw #AvatarTheWayOfWater ! A visual spectacle and technical marvel Through working on Unity's acquisition of ?, I got to see the tools in action responsible for bringing this story to life and meet the PhD's behind them How Pandora made it to our screens👇

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