Spotted a cat outside the restaurant tonight. It was a black and white cow cat like my childhood cat Patches. I had just locked up but I offered to let it in and give it food. Unfortunately it scurried away.

Nickname for Evelyn "Evie" pronounced Eh-vee or Ee-vee? My niece is Eh-vee but this audiobook narrator is calling the character Ee-vee and it's pissing me off.

Bowen is a boob gay it's a rule of culture

Boiled two eggs for two hours. Truly hard boiled. Like stones.

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What if this makes you confess your feelings for each other and you become exclusive

The owner of the restaurant just messaged me to tell me how great my close was Monday night. I've been stewing about not changing a keg before I left for two days so that was so kind of him I about cried.

It's "God damn it OF COURSE it's cheaper today I JUST FILLED UP" prices around here. Going lower all the time!

This team loves losing games they have already won

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47 days until we elect Kamala Harris as the 47th President of the United States. Let’s win this, Iowa!

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Last night I told a customer I'd been at my job for 10 years and he said "did you start when you were 13?" I almost tipped him. He was precious. Felt like a visit from my grandpa.

I'm listening to In the Dark season 3 episode 3 and when is Jimenez going to be prosecuted and/or confined to an institution because he is a dangerous person

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I've been doing this with Starz for over a year

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My aunt is being catfished by someone who is pretending they are a lumberjack in Oregon and my mom showed me a picture of "him" today and the photoshop is so bad. Like the hard hat is floating over his head. But I couldn't reverse image search it like the previous catfish.