“Pope Leo XIV: Don’t be afraid to ask God for forgiveness. He never tires of forgiving us. God is pure mercy.” Please forgive me, Zeus.

Everything in the bible is to be taken literally Well, unless it's mental, then it's a metaphor If it's really fucked up, you need context

"@_ItsRajan I dislike athiests" + What do you have against newborn babies? #athEIsts

I've heard it and it's brill! The Swingles on top form x.com/swinglesingers… billhare Erik Bosio

God, a portrait:

If you follow Me on Twitter you don't have to go to church or pray or any of that crap. #totallycovered

So honored to announce that all dates of the Cluster U.S. tour have been added to the official 2013 Italy in the U.S. program #wow

Calling all Muslims...I'll see your 72 virgins and raise you 9 really dirty whores.

The holes in my hand make a whistling sound when I give someone a high five. #JesusFacts

Hey Uncle Phil, sorry your life "got flipped-turned upside down."

Thanks billhare, Erik Bosio World Village and all at CASA casa.org/cara2014n 7 #cara2014 noms! bit.ly/1icEjUX

I've got a weird office. instagram.com/p/lUiMjBlN0p/

FYI skinny chicks, my dong is gluten free.

Sharia Law in Brunei. Death by stoning: bit.ly/1nzbQfD Sounds harsh, but it is for adultery and sodomy, which makes it OK of course

There is only one true god. His name's Geoffrey, and he lives in my fridge. You can't prove me wrong.

@johnmayerit @NiccolCortonicc pure dove ero io. Che imbarazzo. Che gente. :(

I wish some amazing director could turn #Bukowski's #Pulp into a movie. With Jeff Bridges as Nick Belane.

Pensa alla faccia di Il meglio (non è) di Daniele Luttazzi il giorno che #youtube è diventato popolare.