My mother, a lifelong New Englander: What the hell is a "jawn"? Me: Exactly! It could be *anything*

I just fixed my toilet with a YT video and a $7 part instead of calling a plumber. AMA.

In my next life, I wish to be born as the woman walking past me, outside the Amtrak dining car, with a tray full of hot dogs and several Stella Artois. She got it right.

I have graduated from "Ma'am" to "Mami" at my corner bodega and I'm feeling pretty accomplished today.

I can tell my mother wants me to visit her more because she told me one of her neighbors said I look too young to be my son’s mother.

If I had a time machine, I'd go back to Tuesday and thank past me for packing a half dozen Axat croissants in my checked bag. Not all heroes wear capes.

Marathon training plan: "...and end the week with a six- or seven-mile easy run..." Me:

I have just discovered that my stepson and his girlfriend refer to me as "Girl Boss" and I don't think I've ever been this flattered by anything in my entire life.

Your politics aside, you need to understand that my 78-year-old mother--the first woman in her family to hold a full-time job and open her own bank account--legitimately thought she would not live to see another woman presidential candidate in her lifetime.

I'm just a girl looking for the right cold compression boots. Reality and metaphor aligned, here.

16 y/o: You know what mom? You’re right. Me: [slowly turns head] Oh? 16 y/o: Good songs are about love. *Great* songs are about limerence. Me:

Listen, this whole hullabaloo about Kamala Harris eating a bag of Doritos when she's depressed is just so relatable that it's like a Bat-Signal for us GenX women. Honestly. Like, I've heard the call. It's me, I'm here.

Listening to a podcast about nutrition for endurance runners and the first section is called "eat everything." I think I may have found my people.

tfw your forget your father was a drill sergeant in the army and when you tell him you did your 22 mile long run today, he asks if you were able to trick your brain out of feeling the pain 👀

Excited to finally have this little piece drop about a Philadelphia salvaging legend ✌🏻heritagelocal.org/posts/american…

I heard a woman on TikTok say that a country where rights are on the line every four years isn't actually a democracy. The stakes are very, very high right now.

Spoiler: #rollerderby is in this book and you’re gonna want to read it ✌🏻

Hands down Serrano won this fight. Taylor spent more time mashing her braids into Serrano’s cut than she did actually fighting 🤷🏻‍♀️ However…Serrano, I need your jersey asap because you made a new fan last night ✌🏻

Well, hey, everyone! It's been a minute, but I have some good things happening with my memoir. We're nearly 3/4 funded on my debut memoir on Portland, Oregon's Banana Pitch Press. Check out our Kickstarter kickstarter.com/projects/banan…