Back in my day whenever someone “vagueposted” you could look in the comments and quickly figure it out instead of having to look at 20 variations of “the vaguepost king”

Dubai has no gold mines by the way the gold you see here is made with the blood of Sudanese children

possibly the worst nostalgia post of all time

Oh Israelis wanna talk about the law now

ngl, i love and respect how they keep us out their business like a mf 😭

HMRC waiting at Heathrow for those first Dubai flights to land

Imagine hating your mum this much.

twitter search bar when i search a tweet verbatim

the way making a mistake at work feels like the world is ending

I am fully convinced that 2019 was the last normal year we ever had. Ever since then, it feels like everything’s broken. Everyone is constantly anxious, time moves too fast, and nothing actually feels real anymore. The world as we knew it is just gone

accidentally sent someone the same email 5 times in a row because i thought it wasn’t going through

the concept of discussing relationship issues or potential phone case purchases with your friends being TMI

imagine showing your face to the public for the first time in years and you look so busted people think you aren’t real

This actually isn’t a contradiction.

this how it feels scrolling on twitter

HELP???????!!!!!!!!!

the concept of living in america and using the iran strikes as an excuse to not work out

in my perfect society every phone would have the Japanese camera shutter sound and turning on a pair of smart glasses would send everyone in a 1km radius an Amber alert

lol. can someone just tell me if I should be paying into my pension pots or not please.

Most people I know in their late 20s are struggling because we all skipped our mid-20s during COVID. Relationships were fast tracked, careers delayed, nobody remained the same, we lost those identity building years, & now we feel like 24 year old minds in bodies approaching 30.