Saw “D1ckDAO” on Bio Protocol and thought it was just a meme? Good. It worked. You’re here. Now let’s show you how we’re reversing your D-Age™ and revolutionized DeSci Here's the game plan. The D1ckDAO MEGETHREAD🧵🧵 /1

1/ Every human ages, but chronological aging is an artificial concept that doesn't reflect how we are biologically. Longevity pioneers like Bryan Johnson uses biomarkers and tests over time concepts, inspiring us to create D-Age™. Let's find out how old your d1ck is? 🧵

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The Deed drop is live! Heard I might be eligible for a Title Deed from MomentumⓂ️Ⓜ️T 👀 Time to see if it’s landed. Check yours 👉 deed.mmt.finance

I’m now verified early to the global onchain FX layer, with my Mento FX ID. The future of money runs here w/ Mento (fx/acc) fx/acc discord.gg/mentofx

Prediction markets need speed ⚡ and parallelism — that’s what Linera ⛓️’s microchains bring. Each market runs on its own microchain → real-time, low-latency, zero congestion. The future of prediction markets is microchained. 🔮 #Linera #Web3

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Testing out simcluster — love how they gamify engagement. Let’s see how far I can push this streak

The first community call of 2026 is here 🎉 Join us as we chat about HuddlePad, $HUDL sale and much more! Don't forget to RSVP 👇