It's becoming tradition.

"How the fuck do I get out of it...oh."

Completely illiterate when it comes to knowledge on global politics

The “fact checkers” everybody

Surgical.

“The ring must be taken deep into Mordor and cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came. One of you must do this.”

The year is 40,999 Marco Rubio conjointly holds the titles of: Master of the Adeptus Administratum Ecclesiarch of the Adeptus Ministorum Representative of the Inquisition Grand Provost Marshal of the Adeptus Arbites

Rest In Peace, Michael Reagan 🙏

Kyle rn

Announcer: “We will not be playing the national anthem. Let’s play ball.” Americans: “Step aside, commie.”

Fact check True

“Marcooooo, how’s my favorite Secretary of State and Archivist doing?” “Donald…” “Did you see the news Marco? I’m so excited for you.” “Donald, I haven’t slept in 7 days. I have to run Venezuela. Donald — I cannot be Fed Chair.” “You’re gonna KILL it.”

Countryball in the big 2026 😌

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