entrapranure This was me preaching in the church of Royce du Pont

Today is the last day the sun will be visible during daylight hours for the next 2 years 🙏🏻

Just went to Costco and took a shit on the floor. Lesson there.

I just replaced the 'o' in Fortnite with an 'a' and I was arrested. What the fuck.

Airports are wild, man. One dude is waiting to fly to Columbus, Ohio for his grandma’s funeral. Another dude is in the bathroom jerking off to lesbian porn. Another dude is talking to a gate attendant while jerking off. Another dude is boarding a plane to Cancun, jerking

New Karate Kid movie out. Pisses me tf off though. Every time I try to do karate at a school I get arrested.

i bring a step stool with me everywhere i go just in case i run into someone under 6 feet tall that may need a lil boost.

Just moaned during a routine cleaning at the dentist. Dominance = asserted.

Don’t be a bozo. Be a Bezos.

The other day I walked by a university near a park where students were reading books and studying. I was wearing a suit. One came up to me, "Sir, what do you do? You look so successful. Are you a grad student?" I laughed. "A student? You mean a slave? No honey, I am a trader. I

Tim’s always been a real one

Me at the club last night, paying the DJ $500 to play only the breakdown from Disturbed’s “Down with the Sickness”

What an innovator 🙏

Few.

I just lost everything in a Ponzi scheme 💪🥶