Getting cold out there, but it'll soon be time for the season's first news story of some 'Magical Winter Wonderland' event that turns out to be a warehouse of smoking actors, a sick donkey and a packet for crisps for every sucker. No kind of story warms my heart more than that.

Poppy was helping the Funnel Manager today, one of our 28 high-viz heroes helping our 282 finishers complete a safe and, thankfully, highly uneventful Wammy parkrun. Join the team one week and see that magic happen from the pink side of parkrun. #loveparkrun #parkrunDogs

Wolf in black lab clothing.

My new Tesla really isn't as good as you'd think. No self-drive, no fancy console, not even any wheels - they probably cost extra. Zero stars, do not recommend. You should probably get a Ford Fiesta instead.

You can find me over on the rival blue sky thingy with my fancy new handle of @paulprior.x9000.com Not bothered to put much there yet, but ready to abandon ship when required by this site's far-right overlord.

I'm experimenting with using Buffer to post across Twitter, Threads and BlueSky all at the same time. Here's a random AI video to help with the test.

I'm continuing my migration from Twitter for all the obvious reasons. The plan is to do it gradually: 1) Find existing people I follow on Bluesky. 2) If they are actively post there then I unfollow them in twitter. 3) Encourage posters to dual-post or move. 4) Use both apps but

This smells of expired certificates somewhere. It has caught everyone in IT out at some point.They are great, safe, complex and a pain in the arse to maintain. bbc.co.uk/news/live/cv2g… Rush-hour trains delayed due to 'nationwide fault' on communication system - BBC News

I see there is a bright red Tesla for sale in the Washington DC area. Only has delivery milage on it but the buyer must arrange to have it towed as it has never been driven and the battery is now flat. Also, someone has taken a dump in the glovebox.

I can now reveal that an earlier draft of the Great Run medal had it as Newcastle-Under-Lyme and the river was actually the M6 motorway. 🤣🤣🤣 It was still a magnificent event and the medal is awesome! See you next year for my lucky number 13! #GreatNorthRun

Who do you report that DownDetector is down to? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Looks like Cloudflare are having some issues today and that will break a LOT of things.

Looks like it's back online. The panic that the internet wasn't working for 20 minutes is over. 🤣