it lowkey always comes back to this

“KNOW YOUR PARASITES”

but i know that you feel like a piece of you’s dead inside

Me connecting my Favorite Characters who have Nothing in common

9 days left of february… livestream… reacting to heated rivalry 6… poppy playtime 5…. my steak too juicy… my lobster too buttery… life too worth living

It’s very important

wait i know this one

look what getting a calendar does to a man

2012 2018 2026

me at 11 when i found out men could kiss each other

born too late to see dinosaurs, too early to see flying cars but just in time to watch dan and phil no longer live life in fear after 16 years of being together

it’s them

from rivals to college roommates to frenemies to co-workers to co-parenting a kid together... where is the heterosexual explanation for their story

LOOK AT THIS TEENY TINY TURTLE I FOUND OUTSIDE MY HOUSE (sunglasses for reference)

IM CRYING

philm club tonight btw......