How much you wanna bet it was a man doing the saying here

Me spend years returning to places I hadn’t worked/lived for years simply to feel alive? Couldn’t be me. 😺

Not me caveman

Today, nobody showed up to my 8.15am class. 0 students of about 40. Sitting in the empty room, I email them, trying to disguise my hurt feelings. 2 mins later, I get a reply: "Professor, we think you might be in the wrong room." So anyway off I go to live in a hole forever.

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Grandma wishes you a restful Wednesday.

Michael Cleere For the sake of clarity, the vast majority of churches in the United States — including the one where I serve (I happily make a micro-fraction of Olsteen’s salary and live in 750sf apartment with my wife) — don’t idolize the prosperity gospel like this. And I pay income taxes.

Yesterday morning I kicked off my work day (lol perpetual unemployment) and turned on The Suburbs and simply placed my forehead onto the desk to feel the feelings.

It was terrible!

To avoid crowds, visit areas that are less crowded.

whenever i tell normal people i just dropped our of grad school their response is like “awww it’s okay you’ll get back on the horse someday” but when i tell people who went to grad school??? they pick me up on their shoulders and carry me around the room chanting my name

I need a bigger trigger warning next time Hulu Stolen Youth has me FLUSTERED

When Fel says “I’m on it!” 🥹🥹🥹🥹

Her HAND on the door 😭😭

Threw my banana peel out the window. We are in a simulation but it’s smash bros

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Damn

Dr. Nicole LePera Also: important to note that Gilmore Girls glorifies parent-child codependency as a good thing. I used to watch this show and marvel at how closely it simulated my life. Now: in my 30s, I've done a LOT of work to establish clear boundaries. I love my mum. But I love me too.