Someone on this damp stopped tram is playing Half The World Away pretty much out loud and it's annoying but also has captured the mood.

It's a month since I won the ultimate prize at a coconut shy and it's still lurking uselessly in the fruit bowl. 🥥

Big Boots Big Boots Big Boots

Spar Katsu chicken pizza. It's a hard no from me. instagram.com/p/B7tbvo7HIjv/…

Did a very gruff voice for the cat in Oi Frog! last night and I'm paying for it now 😿

This guy's carrier bags are having an amazing commute

Hearty snack.

Sideline chat this morning. Many parents COULD NOT BELIEVE that Philip Schofield is....57.

Take Nora Ephron's advice about using the good bath oil if you want, but be aware that Deep Relax can stink a house out For. Days.

Read it twice. Great both times. 99p is too cheap.

Just accidentally seasoned a stranger's hand in the canteen, how's your lunchtime going?

Blithely promised pancakes for all tomorrow, then remembered that will mean three different toss-ups 🥞

Tram driver giving tone of voice masterclass to passenger who accidentally pressed the emergency button and is unwilling to admit to it.

Tesco man has just been and he says they're running out of handwash #soap

School have changed World Book Day to World Word Day and Santa is feeling retrospectively smug about his novelty gifting #WorldBookDay

Think may prefer light waft of actual fags to heavy sickly cloud of raspberry vape vapour #age

Staffer Pret standing on crisps in outdoor boots to stock fridge. 'It's OK!' says colleague, brandishing spray. 'She'll clean them after!'

Ok so perhaps this is the time to say - if you’re #glutenfree or #dairyfree or whatever for *purely* lifestyle reasons (not including vegan in that) perhaps you might pop that on hold for a while to allow those in need to find the food they require?

A decade on, this guy's bday cake weighs more than he did.

I love you Jean Rhys but you are not helping