My partner woke up talking about Face/Off and I think it’s because he wants to try it with me but are we ready?

Familiar with the feeling of when you crave pasta so badly but you’re out at the function?

ABSOLUTELY ! CRYING ! to Al Green at a wine bar

I’d like to be honest here and say that I often harmonize *lmao* with the Dixie Chicks and picture all of us together as a whole girl group moving people with our voices and small choreographed sways I’m really sorry

when the dixie chicks said “cowboy take me away” i felt that

For my bday can we get colonics?

Can anyone still fit into a ring pop?

Cute baby; did you make that?

I don’t often feel this way, and that is that more cheese is not the move

Have to say that maybe wild hamsters are my new favorite animal

LMFAO about how a cta station agent just yelled at me ‘get away from me, satan’ It’s 10a and I, Satan, am wearing cow print shorts

y’all does it look like i have an abbreviated sept.?

DOES CHICAGO KNOW THAT SAUCED AND SAUCY IS BRINGING YUNG ONYX TO PIZZA LOBO ON SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 12 !! Book the table book the table resy.com/cities/chi/ven…

sobbing

[last words] turtles:

she nunu on my tinkie winkie til i tubbie custard

I pull away with a smirk to quickly remind my partner, “It’s my booty, and I eat it now!”

Together (2025)