A chofiwch, gwnewch y pethau bychain.

A week ago I was a bit grumpy at having been too busy and disorganised to arrange to see Will Butler and Sister Squares on their European tour. Today I have a spring in my step after a joyous Friday night in London with friends for this. Thanks, gang ✨🥹

But why are my photos reminding me of this, a bad photoshop that clearly needs to be deleted, from January 2015?

The first six notes of Dana International’s 1998 Eurovision winner, Viva La Diva, sound like Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau.

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Pro tip: if you’re on the run from the law / mob / random assassins, why not fully close the curtains in your super-secret motel room at night?

HOT FUZZ was released 18 years ago today. The second entry in Edgar Wright’s Cornetto Trilogy and one of the most beloved British comedies this century, the tale of how it was made is like firing two guns whilst jumping through the air… 1/46

Netflix desperately hoping I’ll miss the fact that the subscription is going up by calling it a ‘price update’.

With everyone dispersed on Threds, Blŵ Skai, Instergram, Ffêsbwk, Ecks, and so on, I really missing having that one place where everyone could collectively check how the local river was looking after the rain. Fragmented.

Hello Trafnidiaeth Cymru Trenau Transport for Wales Rail! Can we please have some reminders / signs on the way out of stations to tap out when the tap out machine isn’t visible behind furniture / crowds? Yes I did forget to tap out earlier. But in my defence this wasn’t visible on my way out! Hidden!

Hello Positive Bakes - I’ve been emailing you about an order issue since the end of January but haven’t been successful in getting a reply, although I previously received a response. Grateful if you could get in touch please - thanks!