A dating app that matches you by your Spotify library would probably work better than any dating app.

what screams “i have my life together” more... chipped nail polish? or none at all?

obadiah.

does anyone else wonder how you wake up with no socks on when you had them on. like how did i kick them off in my sleep.

oh...

Living in the Midwest really is a mental illness. It’s 45 degrees today and I thought “wow spring weather!!! No jacket!!!”

finding a college roommate should be like online shopping. filter filter filter.

Have you heard of ‘Paris Syndrome’? It’s a real psychological term/condition for the disappointment people have faced when the reality of Paris doesn’t actually match their expectation.

look they’re practicing social distancing and washing their hands 🧼🐢 🧼🐓 🧼🦕 🧼🐥 🧼🐒

A school superintendent said something profound in his address cancelling school for the next 3 weeks. He said: In the end, it will be impossible to know if we overreacted or did too much, but it will be QUITE apparent if we under reacted or did too little. Hear those words....

Note, Michigan is currently 5th for highest cases of confirmed #COVID19 in the nation. (Though the # is now 807) -New York -Washington -California -New Jersey -Michigan

some of y’all should practice social distancing while driving. like no need to be riding people’s bumpers lol but ok

“underground” yeah because tame impala, mac demarco, and 1975 are really no names in indie lol. this gets funnier the further you scroll

Happy #NationalDoctorsDay 💙 💛 We're so grateful to all of the #Wolverines – future, past, and present – who are making a difference. Forever grateful, forever #GoBlue

PSA: I better not hear any of y’all juniors and younger complaining about school EVER again because right now all I want to do is spend my last weeks in school with my friends that I’ve been with for the past 13 years. #Classof2020

quarantine got me thinking about those guys from virginia i met on spring break a couple years ago. hope they’re doing well lol

He gets it