Someone tell me how to get on the next season of #LoveIsBlind

Now accepting monetary donations since I just signed up for several more yrs of debt 😅

The whole truth!!

Bought two pairs of shoes this week (online). Will I ever get to wear them out of the house¿?¿?

Tiger king. You won’t regret spending 7 hrs watching it

All I want is to go to a crowded restaurant and wait 45 minutes on a table...

Meanwhile I’ll be using the same N95 mask until it breaks 🙃🙃

If you read posts about social distancing, city/state shutdowns, deaths, etc. and aren’t taking them seriously... YOU ARE THE PROBLEM!!!!!

Let it be known that I wore real denim shorts yesterday instead of leggings, Nike shorts, or scrubs

Aka drying up my “crocodile” tears bc I 100% caused the argument to start with

I’m not saying I hate going to work... I’m just saying if someone offered to pay my bills in exchange for daily cooking and cleaning I’d take them up on it

Me to my hair lady in January: yeah let’s do some extra brighter highlights this time!!! God *knowing I won’t be able to get the highlights touched up when they need to be*: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

It's 2016. You're at a frat house. Your converse stick to the beer soaked floors with every step. It smells like sweat and you're sipping on a vodka and flat sprite. There's a boy screaming about tomorrow's darty into your ear. Broccoli is playing in the background. Life is good.

Today remembered the old man that picked up cans outside the frat house the mornings after a party... hope he is doing well. Talyn Rae

I. Am. Not. Okay.

Pawper mask etiquette😷 📸 IG itscoopertheaussie

Hi, ER Doc here. RT if you’ve ever done CPR on someone and they survived. Trying to prove something.

Who do you give your first impression rose to for the next season of #TheBachelor? 🌹 Retweet this tweet for CHRISTINA! #BachelorVote

Christina!!!!! #BachelorVote