I inherited a desk and drawers in my new job but didn’t have the key until today. When I opened it the stuff from the previous person was still inside it. Shuffling through I stumbled across the order of service for a 21yo girl, Amelia.

Tesco, Sainsbury’s, ASDA: • boring • no middle aisle • cashiers reasonably fast Lidl and Aldi: • cashiers break sound barrier • copyright law? who is she • go in for bread and coffee, leave with 9 sporks and a haunted bin

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New show. Me LIZZO and Harry Styles. travelling round the world in a camper van.

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On the way to a masterpiece I hope, learning from Tom Voyce himself #skyvip #skyarts

When the pubs repopen...don't drink in Wetherspoons! Pass it on!

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