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Emily Siero

@emily_siero

Actor/Comedian with a dash of yogi ❤️🔮
(who TF am I kiddin it's way more than a dash)

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linkhttps://www.instagram.com/emilysiero/ calendar_today18-10-2011 02:52:27

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Weekends: the time you think you're gonna do 38 things on your to do list, but in reality... you just watch 38 hours of Netflix. You had a great intention though! Maybe next weekend you'll do all that bullshit.

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I should really be keeping up with my makeup game during quarantine. I just tried to do a smokey eye & now I look like a 7th grader that cried off all her Claire's mascara.

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I have a job interview on Zoom next week & I already started planning my outfit... boss bitch blouse on top, quarantine sweatpants on the bottom. I could put on real pants but I haven't done that since February, why start now?

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Donating for #GivingTuesday please consider one of my favorites Hartford Performs that brings the magic of the arts to inner city schools that don't even have the budget for crayons. hartfordperforms.org/donate/

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If you drank the original Four Loko & lived, you'll survive the corona vaccine. Nothing can be more toxic than og Fruit Punch.

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New Year's 2019: full of tequila & stumbling into bed at 3am New Year's 2020: full of Sleepy Time tea & tucking myself in at 10pm

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This year I don't just need better dick, I need vaccinated dick. If you're a cute essential worker, submit your application via DMs & my secretary will get back to you shortly.

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Noni: "Have you found a job yet?" Me: "No, but I signed up for astrology school!" Noni: "Is that some type of doctor?" Me: "Kind of... but I'll just be studying planets instead of organs."