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Not to brag but what a time to be childless

Believing in Mike Stoops was fun while it lasted. Back to the same old same old.

We are truly blessed by the preacher. x.com/ashleelen/stat…

Labeling socks “L” and “R” has hurt the world more than it’s helped it.

Shout out to people who text you and apparently throw their phone into a river as soon as they hit send?

Ever listen to a new song and wait for the beat to drop, and then about 3/4 the way through you have to face the fact there is no beat?

Just a reminder that my album is available for post-order. 🙏🏼

Pro tip: If you need to pretend you’re in the middle of a phone call, just ask indignantly “when did I say that??” Works every time. 💫

Well, Oklahoma has done what Nebraska never could: Make Lincoln the powerhouse of the Big 12.

To whoever posted my cell #, bravo. But I got it changed! And to the Georgia fans that had the kind words of encouragement... I applaude your creativity

This made me laugh really hard. x.com/danworthington…