[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy [friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?

The floor in the second picture looks like when I insisted to Mum that I didn’t need help putting contact paper on my school books

You should be allowed to gently ram the car in front if they don’t give you a little wave when you let them in

Kinda wild how the song of the summer is Len’s “Steal My Sunshine” for a 26th consecutive year.

Beautiful day to be reminded of this and trick myself into believing that THIS reunion rumour will be different to all the others

turned my music off on the subway to overhear an argument

not now oasis mania 😭😭😭

Shat summer

A neighbour noticed one of my front headlights was out and gave it a hit like the Fonz on a jukebox and got it going again

Spotify Wrapped really said “anyway, here’s Wonderwall”

I feel like I just met a celebrity

Returning to this hellhole of a site each day just to see what mr. joshua will post

Triple feature: Fargo, Chicago, Doctor Zhivago

Silence is not an option.

It’s like every day we get a new masterpiece

New guy: ( gets stuck in the tar) Me: (up to my neck in tar) welcome to the tar my man !