I recently cooked together with my friend who always makes super simple but very delicious food, and it turns out her secret is just adding even more butter and salt than I thought is reasonable

unfortunately when i try christmas shopping i always end up finding things for myself like girl i have never needed anything more than i need this

Not so fast pal.

Hot girls love cabbage

9:00 can't come soon enough 😮‍💨 Let's have a night Morgantown.

iCarly (2007)

this is how your email finds me

he should be drinking a cokey cola

Scrolling back thru my Twitter and I retweeted this years ago and that’s my now coworker waving 🤠

Theres me!!

Bars of Belly Jeans

WVU football gonna be real busy come time for my generation to die, they’re gonna booked nonstop as pallbearers to let everyone down for the last time

got an ad when I opened up the wordle and about threw my phone across the room, is there no freedom anymore

yall I really let a Diet Coke convince me to do a half marathon next month…

@Football_Dude84

Starship from the Icon of the Seas (Caribbean Sea) SpaceX Elon Musk

I’m starting a class action lawsuit against places that keep sending you emails after you either Never Opted In or after you’ve already Unsubscribed

America is finally being run like a business: a business acquired by private equity that’s being stripped for parts before being liquidated.