Kids these days will never know the hardships of each week having to overcook a fresh hardboiled egg yolk for the computer mouse

So my Dad made good use of his time in lockdown and built a huge laughing Kookaburra.

Now would be a good time to remind Everyone that this happened earlier this month. No tear gas. No bullets.

American history books are like: Slavery was bad but then Lincoln fixed it 😊 Then, segregation was also bad but Malcolm X didn't need to be so mean about it 😡 but MLK went on a biiig walk and fixed racism! The last racist left killed him 😭 but then he went to jail 🎉 the end

look champ, your mummy and I love each other very much but...

You can’t expect to be successful if you spend all day scrolling Twitter on your phone. At some point you need to get your shit together and scroll Twitter on your laptop

"Put your money into paying all junior staff enough for them to live in the big city where the company is based, without needing help from their parents (...) Hell, get your staff to read White Fragility on their own time and give your office cleaners a pay raise."

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Hey, remember when the Panama Papers were released and they showed how basically every wealthy person on the planet was avoiding taxes by offshoring their money and nothing was done about it except the reporter who broke the story was murdered with a car bomb?

Right Wing Watch well sorry Marshall Mathers for that. But that's the first instrumental track i thought about.

one of my main hobbies is waking up in a room that is just above freezing, six minutes before i have to talk to someone through my computer

Tired: koronanyrkki 🥺👊🏽❌ Wired: koronahauixet 💪🏽😤💪🏽💯

Twitter on kauneimmillaan aamukasteen aikaan

Let's unbox #MyHelsinki. Taivas varjele, mitä sieltä tulee? Oma top 5: bloggaripastaa, laturaivoa, Regatan nuotion tuoksu, Kevätpörriäinen ja circa 25 000 reissussa rähjääntynyttä Kanadanhanhea. Well done Bou Helsingin kaupunki 🌞🇫🇮 #helsinkifreedom #finlandworks

Piers Morgan ivaa itsemurha-ajatuksista kertonutta Meghania – TeamPiers trending #SarahEverard katoaa kotimatkalla, poliisi pidätetty epäiltynä – NotAllMen trending Anna Brchisky puhuu Google-käännösten seksismistä *naistenpäivänä* – entä miehille haitalliset stereotypiat?

Hollannin putoaminen on pieni, mutta suloinen kosto kvaggan sukupuutosta.

Kiitos ryhmään pääsystä jne. #arkipäivänrasismi

Tää on mun oma näkökulma tarinaani ja lisäykseni käynnissä olevaan keskusteluun Migristä. Part 1