Well, good day, everyone. What's the good word? Anything I care to hear?

Good evening, everyone. What's the good word?

Well, my stars and garters. Look at all the green-skinned little girls who wish they were me. What to make of this?

Well, well. Still quiet as good little Unionist church mice. Isn't that something.

Good afternoon, all. What's the good word? Or is everyone still pretending to be quiet little Unionist church mice?

Good afternoon, everyone. What's the good word?

More importantly to me: Who is "Lord Voldemort" and "Michael Jackson"? They're currently "following" me here at Twitter.

@AnodyneWit There is no incantation. There is your force of mind.

*looks at the lot of you, then sighs*

I've had enough. And clearly, so have the lot of you. Class dismissed. Get out of my sight.

Good day, everyone. What's the good word?

Let's not dawdle with trifles like "where have I been?" or lies about missing me. What is the NEWS around here? Anyone?

@__DalekCaan__ And just what do you mean by THAT?

@mudbloodhero ...but I can pull YOU down, dearie.

Well, well. Silent as good little church mice, are we? Cat got your tongue? You should all be so lucky....

*stalks into my musty untouched quarters at Hogwarts and slams the door*

No news. No *news.* Why isn't there anything to hear, anything to find about...?

@__DalekCaan__ In a single word: Wretched. That explains all.

@__DalekCaan__ I don't. I wish I never did. I wish I never melted down the rabbit hole and landed in this miserable place.

Good day, everyone. No news is good news, is it?