There goes Diploma in a bubble. #chbp yfrog.com/h7ab7yjj

*Diplo in a bubble. Stupid autocorrect. (There goes Diploma in a bubble. #chbp yfrog.com/h7ab7yjj)

If a filmmaker can be a prophet, why can't a prophet be a filmmaker? C'mon, Nostradamus, I'll bet you have a bromance in you!

yfrog.com/h0e2ljtj point83 Douglas demonstrates how to cook bacon.

I'm still waiting for the part when we all strip naked and worship Satan. #wedding

Following the toast, there will be a screening of "Les Cousins Dangeraux." #wedding

RT Air Jackson SHOW TONITE!!! At Comet with @nghbrsisaband , @heligoats & Ten-Speed Music. Super stoked.

Butt explosions!!!!!

Just saw a guy riding a unicycle on the Westlake parking lot while juggling. I guess that's one way to get to fremont. #Seattle

RT Sleepy Hologram After a lukewarm 1st debate, & with the alley-oop from Biden last week, Obama dunks the 47% reference #debates

RT Pitchfork .Bruce Springsteen on Barack Obama: "We need a President who has a vision that includes all" p4k.in/XtxRPA

RT Mana Da Jigity Guns don't kill people. God kills people. #calvinism

RT @strangerpromo King County Warns that GOP Is Trying to Collect Ballots slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/… via Slog

Sorry, ate a burrito earlier. RT jseattle Unknown odor reported at Broadway and Madison #scanner

RT Mike McGinn Our .@seattlepd guide to pot legalization: spdblotter.seattle.gov/2012/11/09/mar…

Thr owls are not what they seem. RT jseattle tips on viewing the 11th Ave snowy owl before it (likely) moves on bit.ly/TX8DJp

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In case you were wondering, it's not true: I did not get $111.17, nor did I take any surveys online.

I want pickles. Give me pickles.