like for dopamine

Sign my petition to excommunicate myself. I want to be banned from not only the bread shop which I terrorise, but also this disgraceful earth

been really into the whole "flat Earth" mindset lately

*checks for feet under bathroom stall doors*

Just got turned down from a WuTang after party because i was wearing open toed shoes #gobears

no filter

Deciding between two options for my GME shares: HOLD or HODL…

Taking a dump in the metaverse.

The reverberations of fiscal and monetary policy are likely to be more severe to humans than any climate or societal disaster 💀

I put my money where my mouth is

Children and animals must be protected at all costs

Power to the players

I love coke

The highest paid CEOs of 2021, per Bloomberg: 5. Tom Siebal, $AI CEO: $343.9M 4. Peter Rawlinson, $LCID CEO: $575.7M 3. Tim Cook, $AAPL CEO: $835.8M 2. Robert Scaringe, $RIVN CEO: $2.3B 1. Elon Musk, $TSLA CEO: $10.1B

I think my tweets are being suppressed

It’s 420 everyday in Corporate America