Its sister ship, which never waits its turn at 4 way stops, will be named the USS Montecito.

I had a great book promo idea but now I need to get out of the Getty is Celebrating Pride Villa FAST

The news today is garbage so here is a photo of my puppy’s lip-puddle.

The Hero's Journey in 11 seconds #WritingCommmunity

All. Day. Long.

Every other person in this town is a celebrity, no one cares, ESPECIALLY my husband, who is only impressed by people who surf giant waves or die scaling Everest. But today he spotted Joe Rohde after dropping our kid at school😆

It’s #nationalrescuedogday ! We’re incredibly grateful to PAW BVI for caring for these nuggets until we could bring them home. Celebrating with a hike up the hill🐾.

I paid my kid to block every blue check she could find while we watched Ted Lasso and that's how I improved my twitter experience for only $8.

If you squint, you can see a pair of sunglasses I’ve lost at nearly every represented depth.

There are excellent reasons to hate glitter—but not the reasons conservatives hate glitter

My husband was painting our daughter’s nails and the dog walked over and presented a paw

My misadventure novel docks today! 🕶️🌴Many, many thanks to Sarah Gerton Ryan Smernoff and TALK by Turner who read a manuscript filled with attack lemurs, shipwrecks and wardrobe mishaps and thought, “Sure, why not?” Order yours here: tinyurl.com/fcs4tufd

You have to drink so many Diet Cokes to get cancer . But you only have to drink one to see beauty all around you..

The writer’s lament.

Tell us how you feel about haggis, Alton Brown

Thank you Pasadena Loves YA! for lunch, swag, and the opportunity to talk mishaps, misunderstandings, and all things YA romcom with Marisa Kanter - Updates , @RdotSpoon and Edward Underhill yesterday! We had allllllllll the fun. A great event with truly great people.

Every time.

Congratulations to Elizabeth Foscue | Preorder BOAT GIRL! and Boat Girl! ⛵️