hi ex baby here I actually wanted to be aborted

Is every kid in Florida training to be a pilot? 💀 #OPlive

Won’t you let an innocent woman be? 💋 #ComingSoon #Funko #FunkoPOP

Now that it’s officially Thanksgiving

it should be ME getting eaten off the bone today it should be ME getting stuffed

Convinced my soulmate is not in California.

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sabrina carpenter, you’re INSANE

Craig Owens 🖤

sorry i wasn’t under your christmas tree, santa said i was too thick to wrap and gave up

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If you start playing Shadow Moses on December 31 at 11:57:46, you’ll be able to scream “this is sandpit turtle” as the clock strikes midnight 🐢 Start 2026 off right!

can i bounce on it with a sense of poise and rationality?

I've been binging the original Fresh Prince of Bel Air and I'm on the last 2 episodes and I'm not ready to cry 😭 this series was honestly so good for the 90s

Losing to Washington twice would be embarrassing

in Philadelphia they don’t say “I love you”, they say “Go Birds”, which roughly translates to “if the Eagles don’t win today I am going to run headfirst into traffic on 95”, and I think that’s beautiful.

Nooooooooooo 😭😭😭😭😭 eagles season is over

i don’t wanna experience anyone else, God please just send me my husband🥹

The new movie with the Rock was terrible.

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