It’s time to tell you all about my predictive poos

All I’m seeing is this page ffs

REACTION - Salahs second goal vs Spurs

As if most tweeters don’t post replies like this

I’m a big time FPL YouTuber but weirdly this has never got me the girls, despite my rank. I saw a pretty female had joined the community so asked her to pose for photos with me to start rumours we could be dating. She’s asked for £7 p/m but it’s worth it. My blue tick can wait.

Pessimistic Eeyore on the World Cup

After being given the honour of captaining one of the ladies teams at the next @GW39FPL I realised it might be a good idea to learn how to play football 😬 First lesson done ✅ If you’d like to get involved or support the fundraising, DM myself or Benny Blanco

Bored and in Soho this week? I know what I’d be doing. I’d be seeing Will and his sketch group. They’re bloody great.

Mason Mount already making his first mistake at the World Cup before a ball has been kicked.

I find it hard to get behind a World Cup being held in a country that has zero care for human rights. But that being said - congrats to Saudi Arabia!

Absolutely delighted to announce that I’ve written a tweet tagging @pitchsidetalent 🤝

Matt Hancock reads from his Pandemic Diaries 📖 January 2020

Hi Elon Musk, just found this guy trying to push his Instagram agenda on here. Sorted him out for you 👊🏻

Cheers for the tip Ben

Watching my daughter play my favourite childhood game.

Sounds pretty unanimous to me

Not sure if anyone’s done this yet, but I’m seriously considering the TC on Kane. If you group the GW numbers into pairs, here’s what they look like for him: 3 5 7 9 11 13 15 17 19 21 23 25 27 29 31 33 35 37 A heck of a trend, and one that’s gone under the radar 👀

FPL Raptor (Ross)

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