god not to be a fucking dork on main (i am always a dork on main) but i hope to god i can make some friends who play runescape at my new job

I put the bris in hubris!

remembering him during women’s history month

Thinking of him lately

Fuck my life

Y'all I found a Polaroid Camera worth at least $400 for $30 at a flea market

I swear to God I saw Nick Kroll at the bank today

Just threw all this confetti up in the air to see how many weeks I have left. Oh my God. #MyTwitterAnniversary

Would you accept the joint from any of these demonic Bill Nye y/n

Once cybernetic augmentations are a thing, I'm going to get a speaker connected to my brain that plays Yakety Sax whenever I'm embarrassing myself

What voices do you think Seth McFarland uses when he makes whoopie

hi

Starting to be convinced that I'm just a ghost doing a Weekend At Bernie's

I'm still alive :)

Nefarious leanings