I want to get my top surgery on a Friday purely so I can tweet “it’s flat fuck Friday”

My brother, an engineer at Tinker Air Force base working on aircraft, had a flat-earther coworker

when you’re reading the LotR books and in comes Tom Bombadil

If functional analysis already is a pain in the ass just imagine nonlinear functional analysis

Could vaccine articles PLEASE stop using pictures of injections as their cover images? I’m going to crawl out of my own skin and go hibernate in the mud like a frog

Who the hell is on s2e35 of icarly on my Netflix at my mom’s house

im back

There’s no searchable gif of the hacker from Jolt going “did your mouth fart, Doug?” this platform is unsalvageable

Debating buying the ACNH DLC is it worth it

I really like having skin. It fits perfectly and keeps all my bones in.

Merry Christmas I got 3 sets of micron pens which is incredible because I now have full power to go absolutely fucking ham on at least one set

My cat loves when I dandle him on my knee like a baby and I am so blessed

Help I was scrolling Instagram trying to find something and liked my ex’s post who a) I haven’t talked to since the (bad) breakup and b) HAS NOT POSTED ANYTHING SINCE LIKE 2017 AND NEITHER HAVE I WHY does doubletapping do that? I have FAT FINGERS and DO NOT KNOW HOW TO USE INSTA

Listen man real people’s eyes don’t look the same so you ain’t gotta draw em the same, go hog wild, live life

My third favorite thing about my cat is that if he wants on my lap but I’m uncomfy he’ll let me pick him up for as long as it takes to reposition and then sit on my lap and purr hard enough to rattle the rafters even though he hates being picked up