Lucky - by Britney Spears is literally a cry for help! Literally that song needs to be investigated! We love you B ❤️

You know it’s gonna be a good day when they’re playing sam tompkins 🥪🎈 on the work playlist 🕺

You know it’s real when Kelly Clarkson says turn my vocals down a little 😍 MY QUEEN ❤️

I’m a 30 y/o homo say in a bar telling my friends how excited I am to go on a date. Is that weird? I feel it’s weird?

The smell of a working crotch…top tier I feel

Falling for this nerdy little cunt like there’s no tomorrow. Fuck! Feel like a little schoolboy crush 🤭🥹

Sugababes bringing back garage is literally the move this year needed and I’m so hear for it 😍❤️

Who’d have thought that I’d have ended up with a job I love! Great salary! Potential love interest and finally lading my own little place this year? Wow. FairPlay Pimm you did that!❤️

Met his mam today. 🤭🤭 she loves me🕺🕺

Meeting his parents this week 😳 yikes

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ADAMANT IM GOJNG TO SEE LANY IN THE UK NEXT YEAR! For years I’ve wanted to see them and always had work or unexpected things come up! This is the year!!!

Can we please have a major IGGY AZALEA comeback now pls! We need mama to throw it for us!!!

Sidewinder booked. Air BNB booked. Coach BOOKED! Ima slag it

Bones and Paige saying ‘everyone knew who we were coming in here’….. to quote my babe miss Divina De Campo stream DECODED I DONT THINK! But love that we do now!

The absolute conviction and love Naya Rivera pouted int MINE is undeniable! Like she fully understood and felt that song and what it was meant for. I’m so Sorry we lost her!!❤️❤️

It’s always gonna be Stiles Stilinski for me 😍😍

This weekend I got told I’ve aged backwards and I’m okay with that. Anxiety, depression and lack of money is doing the body good ❤️

Boxing Day has been an emotional one already! Seeing Max come out of her trance and also seeing Dusty buns break his heart for Steve. God this show will end me! 🥺

Feeling a re-vamp of the lockdown OnlyFans 👀🤭 got a phone full of naughty little bits you lot should see 👀😈