this adulting shit is stupid can i go back to eating dirt and thinking i could be in the olympics

why does abby lee miller remind me of donald trump

could really use one of those drunk-girl-in-the-bathroom-at-a-bar pep talks right about now

thinking about how in 2nd grade i told all my classmates that tony hawk was my real dad and he was gonna be at the bus stop to walk me home and when he wasn’t there i claimed he was at an important competition

why is existing so expensive like i did not choose this

when tony hawk dies my soul dies

starting a petition to put prince philip down there is no way that man is enjoying anything

my favorite sub culture on tik tok is british people trying ranch for the first time

mission accomplished

thinking about the time my brother sent me this

brb having an anxiety attack about something stupid i said in the 4th grade

My cousin got the vaccine and it turned him into a llama and he fell into a river and had to hitch a ride with a village leader back to his castle, just saying do your own research

Hey sorry I’m not answering your texts I’m completely booked for the day

i love turbulence on airplanes. that shits fun af

please do not let ugg’s come back into fashion i’m going to have vietnam flashbacks of freshman year of high school