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Occam’s razor this one, folks. What’s more likely: A) Elon Musk, who couldn’t run DeSantis’ Twitter announcement w/o it repeatedly crashing, managed to infiltrate 1,000’s of local election jurisdictions w/his secret version of the Jewish Space Lasers to steal the election. OR

Kyrie, Kyrie, Kyrie, Kyrie eleison.

when clint is gone, there will be nothing left of the original studio system. his first role was in a 1950s jack arnold picture, his mentor was don siegel. he is the last shepherd of a dead tradition.

Oh we’re so unbelievably back

First teaser for ‘ANDOR’ Season 2. Premiering April 22 on Disney+

Me: We need to work on our communication. Husband: So, you mean me listening to you and doing whatever you say? Me: See! It’s already better.

I have to wonder if the Ghorman massacre, which looks like we'll see in Andor S2, is based on the Jallianwalla Bagh massacre. youtu.be/d729RCo5JGg?si…

5e D&D players and DMs: are you switching to 2024 D&D?

You see DOGE, I see a blue ribbon commission created as a sop to some annoying people Susie Wiles doesn’t want anywhere near the West Wing

Tom Nichols The advertisements on this platform continue spiraling downward so that soon those for Cheech Marin edibles will look like the Cadillac commercials of yesteryear.

“From an audience perspective, they’ve probably made their own story about how Cassian and K-2 got to work together. It tells you a lot about Cassian that his best friend is a droid. And a droid he had to reprogramme.“ —Diego Luna, #Andor 🔗: empireonline.com/tv/news/cassia…

"In my day, kids used to get vaccinated"

I had Spotify AI do a playlist to get me through the next four years. It's just Azathoth, who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes on repeat.

When my wife said "I thought you planned to do a HYROX workout during lunch" I was so nonplussed I almost spit out a mouthful of cookies.

Felicity Jones (Jyn Erso) at the 2025 #Oscars

I’m furious. We’ve gotten official word that “several” students at my college have had their visas pulled (among the hundreds reported across the country). No reasons given. My school is about as activist as a jar of peanut butter. My other international students are worried.