lol derek guy FTW

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Am I the only one that’s a bit disappointed when I have a disappearing poo? 💩

Tiger Woods picking up Scottie Scheffler from the Louisville Police Department #freescottie

Her music is amazing but so is she

Yes, Elon, and this is why your app is toxic for humans.

Pretty nice and tidy articulation of how most sane Americans have felt the last decade or so.

Me every weekend

Dad tribute

Just sayin’

Yus! Wish we could have found this move sooner but better late than never! 👏🏻 👏🏻

So glad the man is back. This is gold.

Amiri King That’s the moment they realized the good guys won in 1776

Gold like this makes all the wasted time and toxicity a little bit more worth it

Hi non Catholics, why do we care about the pope?

I can’t stop missing my dog

Wow I can’t believe Epstein killed himself before realizing it was all a hoax

After years of complaining about cancel culture, the current administration has taken it to a new and dangerous level by routinely threatening regulatory action against media companies unless they muzzle or fire reporters and commentators it doesn’t like. yahoo.com/news/articles/…

This

This is where I really wish Mr. Pinker would follow me so you could express my admiration for his work & my outrage around this tweet (are they still called tweets?) 🍻