me sneaking out of my mom's bedroom after turning on her hotspot

‘I go smoke that ganja till I go blind’

Too real.

“if you do something for woman. na the next thing wey u wan do for am she de think about” - geh geh

I just hope say na Napoli B Verona dey beat 2-0 for first half.

Under Nigeria’s new tax laws, tax officers can enter your home by force and seize documents, computers, or records. They can demand and you must give them your passwords to access them. Selling online? That includes your IG/X passwords & sales records. Read the law yourself.

Brick by brick 🧱

I dey bar, all of us dey wait for Napoli 1up, adult and young ones Country don spoil lmao

Palmer pity your parents nau

THAT IS A SHOCKER! Le Fee goes the Panenka, Kelleher stands still and catches it 🤣

Caoimhin Kelleher saves Enzo Le Fée's panenka penalty kick. x.com/TanekaWell1710…

Donnarumma is usually shocked by the goals EPL players are scoring against him😂😂

Set the tone.

NOTHING HE'S HERE & HE'S PERFECTTTT!!!!!!😭💕

YESSSSSSSJDKDKDKDKDKDKDKFKFJF. FUCKING COME ONNNNNNN. COYG😭😭😭❤️

City dropping points. Villa dropping points. Please please please capitalise tomorrow, Arsenal.

Liverpool tomorrow

Manchester City 1-1 Brighton Bournemouth 3-2 Tottenham Crystal Palace 0-0 Aston Villa Fulham 2-1 Chelsea Cheers, Gooners! 😁🍷

Rise the minerals

They cut my 5k odds 🙂