Genius idea from the comms team. Bury the bad news that the new sponsor is a betting company by making the announcement at 9 am then announcing a new signing at 10 am. We see you. #afcb

BFG is a smart signing by Scott Parker. #afcb

Wait, what? #afcb

Today would have been a good away point if only we had that new centre back. #afcb

In the end that cardigan was just unacceptable. #afcb #Bournemouth

So many bad takes out there on Bournemouth sacking Parker. If Klopp wants to go on TV after every match to slate the LFC players/owners/club let’s see what happens.

He’s here #afcb

Bit salty Neil #afcb

If I can pay in dollars I might buy Bournemouth myself. #afcb

Would love to be a fly on the wall when Neil Blake explains to Bill Foley that owning only 1/4 of the stadium is perfectly normal and nothing to worry about. #afcb

Kwarteng gets the sack and and instantly Dyche is trending.

Cristiano Ronaldo to Piers Morgan. In the bathroom they had one of those Dyson Airblades that flicks water in your face if you look down when you’re drying your hands. I felt betrayed. #MUFC

Putting finances aside, name another football club - from the boardroom to the fans who would consider Gary O’Neil in front on Marcelo Bielsa. #afcb

GONe #afcb

Retro manager’s kit now available in the club shop. #afcb

Karma #afcb #cpfc

Don’t make me get on the bus back to Newcastle. #afcb

When Bournemouth win the league and I'm still freezing my nuts off up here, I swear I'm done. #afcb

Tell me you're not thinking about top four. #afcb

Yeah, it's about time someone built a stadium for Manchester. They could call it the City of Manchester Stadium. #MUFC