Tf man

Vending machines are sick here, you can even get hot coffee cans from them. Plus, everything in them is usually about 50p

Individual pour-over coffee packs, very cool

Got some insider trading info: borat quotes are gonna be big this year

Normalise knocking back lemsips with the boys

Holy fucking shit bro

Smellivision is gonna get a lot of people canceled

This fuckers getting finished this weekend I stg

Putting diluting juice in your dehumidifier so that when it fills up you don't have to walk to the sink to empty it

Do you think human brains will ever evolve to have wifi receivers?

If I could go back in time to see the cavemen, I'd do that thing where you put your phone in your mouth and make it sound like a talkbox. Theyd lose their minds

Jonny Salami beat up by member of the Milano special forces

The noise bees make when they fly is actually just them imitating lawn mowers

Practicing spirituality for years and becoming truly enlightened so that I can appreciate scrolling reels for hours a day on a deeper level

People are worrying about saying thank you to ChatGPT in case the clankers rise up. I'm more worried about tipping my bidet

god forbid a white boy enjoys a little jamiroquai on his morning commute