Thanks Uber Eats for the best* sex I’ve had all year 🍆💦💦 *only

When all this is over let’s remember who looked out for us. And who didn’t. (Location: Poole)

.Julia Louis-Dreyfus you’ve never looked better. 💄 Let's bend the curve by staying home and keeping our distance, California. #StayHomeSaveLives covid19.ca.gov

Does anyone know if there are any charities / orgs offering help to frontline care workers in Japan?

Thank you, david pilling, for taking us with you on this beautiful journey to Shitamachi. I have been travelling to Tokyo in my mind many times over the last couple of weeks and can't wait to go there again for real once this is over. ft.com/content/7c155b…

January 2020 / July 2020

I’d have to agree with Reese Witherspoon, Mindy Kaling & @kerrywashington about 2020 thus far! 🤣❤️

My 2020. #2020Challenge Reese Witherspoon **♡** @MindyKaling

It's great to know that America's pandemic response is being led by someone who thinks the "1917 pandemic"(which began in 1918) "probably ended the Second World War" (which began in 1939). With stats like these, no wonder President DrinkBleach thinks everything looks super rosy!

And just like that the lead story became French quarantine instead of unfair exam fiasco

What, if anything, is good about #SARSCoV2? 1. It is evolving very slowly, so making neutralizing antibodies and vaccines have a better chance to succeed 2. All of the recent reports support a solid B (antibody) and T cell immune response 3. There are no documented reinfections

So let me get this straight: Jeff Bezos is now worth $200 billion, but Amazon still can't afford to provide paid sick leave, hazard pay and personal protective equipment for thousands of warehouse workers?

I found this strange arrangement of discarded cicada (aburazemi) skins on the trunk of a tree in Yoyogi Park. Like a parliament, or a Black Mass, of insectkind. It’s the first time that I have seen this.

The MOMA released this haunting 1902 film of the Wuppertal Suspended Railway in Germany - but now it’s been colourised and upscaled to 4K and it is incredibly beautiful

Billionaire wealth gains during pandemic: Jeff Bezos +$81,000,000,000 Elon Musk +$60,000,000,000 Mark Zuckerberg +$41,000,000,000 Daniel Gilbert +$38,000,000,000 Bill Gates +$15,000,000,000 Charles Koch +$6,000,000,000 Meanwhile, 40M Americans face eviction. Tax the rich.

RT if you made it through high school without murdering

PM in lots of shit? On my walk today I discovered that somebody has stuck tiny decomposable portraits of Boris Johnson in all the cowpats along the footpaths that surround Chequers, the PM’s Buckinghamshire residence