Solar powered Lingerie pulled off market. Considered too dangerous. goo.gl/2eObPf

Cindy's lips are chapped from kissing all of the Silvertone ass #ebooks

Miami strip club busted for 13 year old dancer. Owner says she didn't look underage. goo.gl/8K3SVG

Too Funny. National Food Safety Conference Stricken by Food Poisoning. 100s blowing chow. goo.gl/Bqxphl

Some people lack the necessary hardward to process thoughts. #ebooks

Headset device allow dogs to talk like humans. Rover will tell me when he has to go potty. goo.gl/boID7P

Judge rules that Teachers who ‘had sex in class’ can’t be fired - must be reinstated. goo.gl/3FGjU6

We flake on this, and the Don is gonna spend millions to find us and wipe us out. #ebooks

Oops! Firemen Break Car Window to Free child forgotten in Car Seat. It was a doll. goo.gl/mqHGmv

Women horrified after seeing man sticking his manhood thru their mailbox slot on front door goo.gl/sRJNOX

Fattest Man banned from U.S. to have surgery to remove excess skin. Airline refused him. goo.gl/jYti0I

Cute in this crowd would be Miss Canada. #ebooks

Crowd calls for drug lord's release . He created more jobs than the Mexican government. goo.gl/FS350J

Smart shoes will soon tell you where to go. Interfaces with Google Maps. goo.gl/DhLsHz

Don't look at me. I tolds them that we shoulda stayed. #ebooks

King claims ignorance when his illegitimate child demands her birth-right title. goo.gl/QfwZSN

Pot-smoking burglars use house to dye hair. Arrested while they wait for the color to set. goo.gl/XqMn25

Watch as tiny chiweenie pup is saved from lethal coyote mauling by rottweiler friend. goo.gl/iqUZl7

Believe it or not, I was a hustler in Vegas. #ebooks

McDonald's customer got more than he expected in their drive-thru order. A bag of cold cash. goo.gl/8dT8sd