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just another girlie

@ebitdagirliee

just living out my zillennial dreams and trending towards early career burnout

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calendar_today06-06-2024 23:48:07

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men mansplaining sports is actually the most annoying thing ever there are two alternatives here: 1) I already know this, and stop treating me like a baby 2) I don’t know this, and I have zero interest in knowing this

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you ever get a Company model and it’s in Spanish… like okurrrr lemme google translate and see if this line item that looks like gross profit is truly that or if it’s some randomly bolded IFRS adjustment

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middle aged woman next to me on flight just looked around suspiciously and then took a massive juul rip god bless the karens! they’re fighting for our rights to vape

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me: I don’t have an addictive personality also me: literally using every waking second to play candy crush & changing my time zone for lives to refresh

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why are we, as adults, still forced to share fun facts about ourselves at work bonding activities and why do I, as an adult, black out when it’s my turn and stutter like an idiot

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hypothesizing about white lotus is the adult version of the game clue it was colonel mustard at the pool with poisoned mai tais…

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To fill the void of no longer having a roster, my boyfriend and I now put Netflix shows on a roster. Truly a rush to discuss who we want that night

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To be honest I thought this pookie/jett couple had been arrested already. Def some white collar crime in the mix. Over/under on an arrest happening in next 6 months?

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I love how girls (myself included) are like “ewwww, who would ever drink a full glass of milk?” and then I watch my barista pour 95% milk in my latte before adding a singular espresso shot. Like damn, guess I love to gulp down tall glasses of milk too

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babe wake up! the white lotus finale was a fever dream and Rick is alive & well and rose from the ashes in a skirt mike white hates to see it

babe wake up! the white lotus finale was a fever dream and Rick is alive & well and rose from the ashes in a skirt

mike white hates to see it