When in doubt, Diplo Antarctica set

tough night to be drake lmao

men mansplaining sports is actually the most annoying thing ever there are two alternatives here: 1) I already know this, and stop treating me like a baby 2) I don’t know this, and I have zero interest in knowing this

you ever get a Company model and it’s in Spanish… like okurrrr lemme google translate and see if this line item that looks like gross profit is truly that or if it’s some randomly bolded IFRS adjustment

middle aged woman next to me on flight just looked around suspiciously and then took a massive juul rip god bless the karens! they’re fighting for our rights to vape

stay safe out there girlies 🤮🤢

getting back into the model after a 5 hour BOD dinner including 6 glasses of château margaux

me: I don’t have an addictive personality also me: literally using every waking second to play candy crush & changing my time zone for lives to refresh

why are we, as adults, still forced to share fun facts about ourselves at work bonding activities and why do I, as an adult, black out when it’s my turn and stutter like an idiot

just living the corporate dream while 50% of my instagram feed is shredding in niseko happy Friday!

PE firms U.S. military 🤝 deploy

hypothesizing about white lotus is the adult version of the game clue it was colonel mustard at the pool with poisoned mai tais…

people freaking out about this water clearly have not watched the 22 seasons of top chef that I have

boyfriend today asked me what my plans a were for “psalm Sunday” dude you mean Palm Sunday?

I know I haven’t submitted my expenses in 3 months and that’s my own fault. But can I pls get paid back with interest on top

To fill the void of no longer having a roster, my boyfriend and I now put Netflix shows on a roster. Truly a rush to discuss who we want that night

To be honest I thought this pookie/jett couple had been arrested already. Def some white collar crime in the mix. Over/under on an arrest happening in next 6 months?

I love how girls (myself included) are like “ewwww, who would ever drink a full glass of milk?” and then I watch my barista pour 95% milk in my latte before adding a singular espresso shot. Like damn, guess I love to gulp down tall glasses of milk too

babe wake up! the white lotus finale was a fever dream and Rick is alive & well and rose from the ashes in a skirt mike white hates to see it