Meet the Team: Bobby Pros: Likes to get the ball down and play VERY experienced Gold Medalist 🥇 Cons: Doesn’t know when to go home Has a piss on his knees before game Likes to pass to opposition striker

Meet the Team: Lewis D Pros: Very loud and vocal Great shot stopper Good distribution Cons: Likes to shout and not come for it Loves a Grindr download Shit haircut

Convincing 3-2 victory against a very organised Norfolk Park side. Score line doesn’t do us justice however and a couple more goals should’ve been added. Goals: SMT ⚽️ ⚽️ Nicky S ⚽️ MoM: Chay Dick of Day: connor

Midweek loss to Mexborough Athletic over 35's 4-0. Passed us off the park being honest and controlled the game from minute one. Good set of lads who will do very well this season. All the best for the season 👏

2-2 draw against The New Joker FC. Started slow going 2-0 with one of theirs being the most blatant foul of the game, everyone bar the referee seeing it. After the referee awarded a free kick that he let them line up for a penalty (yes you’re as confused as we were). Referee swap

Pt 2- we then grew into the game slowly and got hold of it. The game became end to end with some good football being played. Goals: Alex W SMT Man of the Match: Mason Dick of the Day: Joe May/Sikander

2-2 draw to Park Hotel. End to End for the full game. Credit to Park lads who are a good team. Goals: Cam ⚽️ Chay ⚽️ MOTM: Cam #RelyOnMounsey #FuckYourPremPlayers #DannyIsWank

Here We Go 🚨 🚨

We are delighted to announce the double signing of Alistair Woods and Cameron Widdison. Both had their debuts tonight and both had different positive effects. Cameron scoring a rocket and Alistair a man mountain at the back. Glad to get both done for the season ✍️

🚨 HERE WE GO 🚨 Huge Signing as we welcome Alex Ward to the club. Been massive for us in pre season and a reason we get the results we do. Great footballing ability and a huge relief we have him on board for the upcoming season.

1-1 Draw to RUSC85 The Travellers Inn. Not much quality with a depleted squad. Went 1-0 up through a one on one. They scored late on with a moment of controversy. Referee admitted to his mistake and took responsibility. Goal: Nicky ⚽️ MoTM: Alistair

4-2 win against THE CLUB POT. Made hard work of it but got the win. 1-1 and we played the last half hour with 10 men. Put in the graft and got what we deserved. Goals: Chay ⚽️ ⚽️ ⚽️ SMT ⚽️ MoTM: Chay- Quality work rate and some great goals.

Looking for a friendly for Sunday as our opponents have dropped out of this weekends game. Must be away, happy to split costs

4-0 loss to Park Hotel. Never got going and they fully deserved their win. Individual errors cost us 2 goals and a 2 good finished from them. Credit to them as they got in our faces from the off and didn’t give us a seconds peace. MoTM: Nobody. DoTD: Everybody.

Win or lose we’re on the booze

Meet the Team: Connor “Bulldog” Coady Pros: - Will play anywhere for the team - Loves a session after the game - Hates Liverpool Cons: - Will never take one for team on a night out. - Plays shit after a night out - Lies about training

Meet the Team: Ali Pros: - Very loud and commanding - Wins headers cos he’s huge - Very experienced head in the side Cons: - Backs gone already - Lifts the average age of the squad - Thinks he can play right back at 7 ft 1inch.

Meet the Team: Billam Pros: - Good footwork - Great passing range - Loves a night out Cons: - Likes to try flicking it over heads in middle of park - Tells us he’s not here every other Sunday but rocks up. - Not had a shot on target for the club yet

Anyone want a friendly Tuesday night before season starts? 6:30 kick off and sort a pitch between us