Mondays should be banned, citing the international conventions against torture and unusual cruelty.

May you all win the super-bowls of your life.

"I should like to know which is worse: to be ravished a hundred times by pirates, and have a buttock cut off, and run the gauntlet of the Bulgarians, and be flogged and hanged in an auto-da-fe, and be dissected, and have to row in a galley -- in short, to undergo all the miseries

Truth begins after we have lost all hope.

Justice delayed is no justice. (Read it somewhere.)

AI proves God. If AI can remember and know so many countless things, so can God, and even better. The AI has shown us that the existence of a much superior intelligence than ours is possible.

The best wisdom I have found is "All is the wind." And it is too dark not to be stupid of a wisdom. Time after time, I learn that wisdom sucks!

I will make you rich, beautiful, cool, respected, and wise beyond the wildest imagination of your second-cousins. Follow me to find out for sure that I am lying.

Death they say is evil. I think they are right. Enough wisdom for a Friday.

I so wish God almighty didn’t have to work in mysterious ways. … Parents being parents to bring joy to their always beautiful baby.

I need to work up the courage to be myself like this guy clearly is:

Heartwarming… High-school students welcoming back their cancer-free teacher in Turkey:

As a goal, peace to happiness is what platinum is to gold.

Was I the only person never invited to Epstein’s parties?

The world is always busy making new humans to replace the old ones. Not enough space for everyone apparently.

The last thing Life wants to hear from you is that it sucks. And even if it does, be classy and don’t point out the obvious.

My girlfriend just broke up with me. She told me she was never my girlfriend to begin with.

The best way for you to defeat the world is to remain yourself.