What women want has zero basis on my life

I have been jumped for saying this but I’ll repeat it: If you can manage to stay without having kids til you’re 30 as a man, do it - especially intentionally. If you can avoid marriage til you’re 35, even better. I won’t explain things you can observe around you & I’m not judging

I am.

Disrespect.

Mwenye hii amesema anataka kuishi a long life…

As a man ages he eventually sits alone with nothing but his memories…

Even terrorists are racist??? LMAO! Imagine joining a terror group then being told you can’t lead this group because you’re black. Bro just wanted to terrorise! LMAOOOOO

I’m the annoying guy that calls immediately after you’ve sent a long message. I need you to explain…

Nationwide?

Nikutume?

Lol

Before first date question; Tuma pic ya mlango yako.

In 2024 Japans population was 123.8m. These guys really aren't procreating!

Aye DCI KENYA who do i talk to for a tapelift? Simu zenu hazishikwi

She put a card in my package…i hope china hakuna milango za chuma!

Nani amejaribu ashwagandha! Does it work?

Somali government needs to stand with its people in Minnesota as they are targeted … ata ka statement tu.

Me: There’s an email i got last week from john about an invoice. Can you find it? Outlook:

Halafu ukue ulipata C, mlango yako ni ya chuma na unaskiza zile music za northern bypass. We kwisha hii Nairobi!

I once fell for this scam! LMAO! $10 went!