. Maddie Stupinski and I just recited the Kappa Alpha Theta preamble before taking our 5th tequila shot

A list of stupid shit Maddie Stupinski and I did last night

phone-less until further notice.

On my walk home, this lady walks out of Papa Johns, opens the pizza box, smiles, closes box, and continues walking. Feel u homegirl

Where my life's at: bought a baby shower card for coworker, & also had to buy deodorant bcuz I couldn't remember to put it on this morning.

Rompers/jumpsuits are all fun and games until you're basically naked trying to use the bathroom in the office.

Lol accurate. Happy Thaturday!

Slipped in the shower, grabbed the curtain, pulled the rod off the wall meanwhile knocking everything I own into the shower. HAPPY HUMP DAY!

I just used snapchat to check the temperature. The first stage of addiction is acceptance.

Nothing like a Monday morning to remind you that you have to do this same shit for the next 40 freaking years.

Overheard at Forever21: "I'm mad at my bf. he didn't like my Insta for 15 min, even tho he knew I posted" THIS IS THE YOUTH OF AMERICA PPL

If you can afford a pinarello, you can afford a helmet. WTF CHICAGO CYCLISTS

Outfits in the Chicago loop right now: men in suits and nearly naked 17 year old girls going to lolla. There is no in between

Bike racing has an uncanny knack for reeling you back in after a rough patch. Just enough success to keep you hooked

Timehop reminded me 5 yrs ago I got my lip stuck in a bag of wine. Today I got stuck in the office turnstile. Progress am I right???

Clicked a Twitter poll about who was losing debate, & most replies couldn't accurately spell "losing". But go ahead, plz, pick the prez..👦🏻🔫

BKB alumni: "Just booked our airbnb for race weekend."

On pace to make history. Watch it happening #LIVE now. #Breaking2 nikebreaking2.twitter.com

theta cycling ask and you shall receive. Back-to-back years with the Titanic treatment for #Little500 Champions Kappa Alpha Theta. Enjoy and let Celine Dion take it from here.