What did he do mate?

Our new Left back for Spain to take 16 year old Lamine Yamal out the game!!

Oooo I’m 17 playing in a euros final, weird little cunt, get some vodka and neck it down a park like a real teenager you boring cunt

Feel for Kyle Walker there. You turn away for just a second to make a child support payment and Spain score down your side. Typical.

Cueball FC 3 - 0 The Clubhouse FC Can you even call that a Derby? Don’t bother asking to play us again, now we know why you always bottled it… Goal scorers: Daniel Ashton Brad pearce Travis Hodgson All the best for the season lads 👍👍

Oh it’s good to have the football back

Cueball 5 - 3 AFC Wisewood Great start to the season with a win at home, started off strong playing some good football. Goal scorers: DP ⚽️ Jack Cawthorn ⚽️ 🚴 (goal of season contender) Leo penty ⚽️ Blake_wigh ⚽️ Charlie Shepherd ⚽️ MOTM: Matt Herrington & Daniel Ashton

Leisure leagues fútbol heritage

Cueball 6 - 2 Sheaf House Slow start for the lads, turned it on second half. Goal scorers: Matt Herrington ⚽️ Leo penty ⚽️ Matt Cadman ⚽️ Jack Holt ⚽️ Brad pearce ⚽️ Charlie Shepherd ⚽️

Cheers lads all the best next year Swindon Town Football Club 👍🏻🍿

B2B promotions for Cueball FC, we see ourselves stepping up to the BSD premier league. Someone get a viva la Que tattoo. Cueball’s gone 2 in a row 🎶 🍺 #B2B #vivalacue

Lost 9-2. No subs, no shade, felt like Alan Brazil out there. Lucozade warm by half time. They had a semi pro footballer and a lippy centre back who said ‘it’s 0-0 lads’ every time they added another goal. All in all a terrible day at the office

Unfortunately we have made the hard decision to fold the club, it’s been a great journey and we’ve had some good memories. 💙

.AFP Pewter Pot FC 0-3 Clubhouse. Absolutely phenomenal job from every single player. 12 men including one who hasn’t played in six years away at a tough side. ⚽️⚽️ - JT ⚽️ - Aaron🦉 Motm - all of them. Up the fucking club we go again next week back at home.

Some devastating news to share this morning but Harry 'Badger' Hartley has sadly passed away. Absolute hero who always put a smile on everyones face. We've set up a go fund me to help out the family at this difficult time, all donations much appreciated❤️ gofund.me/583e609d8

Everyone connected with the clubhouse is saddened to hear of the passing of Harry Hartley. RIP Badger, will be missed by everyone. A donation page has been set up to help his family with costs and the club will be donating to this today 🩵 gofundme.com/f/harry-hartle…

Me putting horses in accumulators on Boxing Day