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How to appropriately dispose of bullies #preach

If you could get one teacher from our school Dyffryn sacked, who would it be and why? Teacher with most votes gets the sack!

lowkey sometimes miss dyffryn 😓

did u know dyffryn school was just a cake all along

We all know that if Dyffryn had survived covid all the grades would range between an E and a U because of its ✨❤️posh and upper class location❤️✨

Today we will be listing our top 10 most famous alumni. In at number 10:

Coming in at number 9 in our alumni countdown is Dwayne “the rock” Johnson

What’s your Spotify Wrapped, students?😄 this is ours!

IMPORTANT UPDATE: We will not be closing early, or at all in that matter, for Christmas. All students will be expected to remain in school through the entire festive period.

In at number 8, it’s Melissa Viviane Jefferson! (known professionally as ‘Lizzo’)

Flying in at number 7 - Luigi

Taking up the number 6 spot - Chicken Little

Bringing it down at 5th - Her Majesty The Queen

Knock at the door, it’s number 4! - It’s teacher’s favourite Tommy Fooking Shelby!