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Roman doesn't get to say ANYTHING about slow entrances Bro gave the Undertaker a run for his money half the bloodline run #wweraw

Me on 3/16 Me on 3/17

hey so what is it called when you basically only have two modes of operating one where you procrastinate and put things off constantly and the other when you lock in so hard that you literally don't move til you're finished with said task like why do i not have an in between mode

yes i can ?

matt johnson OBAMNA! is funny as fuck and i think a major reason behind that is bc it seemingly happens against his will. he becomes briefly violently possessed by it

Getting emoted on by a sheep in front of thousands. That’s going to be a long car ride home in the booster seat

inshallah we will see it

For all the braindead Canucks out here claiming our phone plans are expensive

VENEZUELA WINS THE WBC!!!!! FUCK YOU AMERICA!!! FUCK YOUR MILITARISTIC BULLSHIT! THE ONLY THING YOU SOLDIERS ARE GETTING IS PTSD!!! AARON JUDGE NOW GETS SCARED ANYTIME HE HEARS FIREWORKS!!!

Don't wear an Auston Matthews jersey before a winner-take-all championship baseball game...

He will no longer tell people something

you can be broke and have expensive ass phone at same time

Media has peaked

Patrick Lenton We actually have drive thru euthanasia in Canada now. It's a bit of a problem though because people can't drive their cars out of the drive thru.

This is like watching the Mona Lisa being painted. Holy peak

pleased to announce my new unscripted podcast, "Trying To Make Small Talk In A Discord Voice Chat Where 3 People Are Playing Slay The Spire 2 Co-Op And The Rest Are Trying To Start A Terraria Server". it's about how we're more connected yet more isolated from each other than ever