This guy isn’t having a shower tonight. He’s going to have a bath !! You thought that this tweet was a poor reflection of my hygiene when you started reading it … didn’t you ?!

Legend

We are bringing Vuvuzelas to America Land !!!

I’m about to stuff my fat mouth with Indian street food delicacies and I don’t care if you judge me.

South Africa Right Now !!

Not sure what’s funnier , the Politico article or the cover of Time magazine. It’s a battle of the ages

Good evening ya Filthy animals !!

Season of Silly Hats is upon us

Fun was had

Good news !! I have some porn bot accounts in my DMs and it looks like I might be getting laid soon. I’m sorry for all the rest of you who have always wanted a bit of the action but me and BethanyButtStuff2609976245 are going to make a go of it.

I’m sure I worked with this guy a few weeks ago on a project. Wasn’t much of a talker but was really adept with a hammer.

The look I get when she actually responds to my “Hello dear …” DM

When she pulls out that new toy she’s just bought and shows you.

More Good News 🥰🥰🥰 My new Porn Bot girlfriend BethanyButtStuff2609976245 has got her Crypto Porn Bot best friend, CheekySamanthaCrypto357970023, to join us in a Ménage à trois !! Not only am I going to get a lot of the Horizontal Macarena , I’m also going to be really rich.

More “Silly Hat” action for all you reprobates 😉

Don’t know if I want to go with Alice or with whatever these folk are talking about … but I’m leaning towards the mysterious

If only there had been signs …. Oh wait …

When you look like the guy from IT but you’re actually a heathen !!