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𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐃𝐢𝐚𝐫𝐲, I am so ready to kill off the S.T.A.R.S one by one.

you've got jokes. but there's this tall drink of water downtown that i've been pinin’ over for the better part of—— damn, i don't know.. she's a stunner.

well, yeah .

⠀ karaoke night ? count him in . ᅟᅟ

⠀after a few drinks, hell why not ? what's she thinkin’ ? britney spears ? he's unapologetically familiar . ᅟᅟ

⠀sounds like a second floor problem .

⠀ hey, he's never shied away from taking a flyer—— hell, once he's pie-eyed there ain't no tellin’ what he'll do . as long as that pretty blonde from the counter ain't involved . .

⠀ ᴇxᴛʀᴀ sᴀss ﹖—— oh, she ain't gotta worry about him disappointing; he's got em’ hips for days . ( 𝗕𝗨𝗧 ) if he's gonna make a damn fool out of himself, she's participatin’.

kevin after cindy doesn't forgive his six month tab.

⠀ kicked back and boots spurred up, he's six pages deep in some magazine. something about umbrella pharmaceuticals— snoozefest. before givin’ ear to the second floors wonder boy. “ heh 、 turns out you can't knock one back on the clock. go figure. „ ⠀

ᅟᅟ now that's just defamation of character, valentine . ᅟᅟ ᅟᅟ

ᅟᅟ 𝗼𝗼𝗼𝗵 , come on. that really necessary ? ᅟᅟ ᅟᅟ

i'm not drunk .

⠀⠀gotta teach the kid .

⠀⠀break was calling his name !

⠀⠀work 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀. work 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩.

⠀now wait a minute . him and little red has still got some karaoking to do !

⠀⠀oh, yes, ma'am .

kevin two drinks and one verse of "oops, I did it again" in